Don't expect a lot, my non-existent life is very busy

 

maplebungus:

slime-chunks:

minecraft villager: hrn…

everybody out loud: hrn..

you after reading this post: hrn…

Original Composition

yourplayersaidwhat:

Context: I’m playing a Skeleton Bard who wants to make friends with a cloud lady, so I’m playing a song for her

Me, Bard: I’m playing Despacito to the cloud

DM: Roll to see if Despacito exists

Me: *rolls a 21 with modifiers*
Me: Despacito exists and I invented it. I am Daddy Yankee reincarnate

I proceeded to become pen pals with the cloud lady, who was wildly impressed by my original composition Despacito